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Join in as three unqualified experts take sides in some of the most epic head to head battles the world has ever seen. Hosted by Joshua, Danielle and Chris, “This or That” is a weekly forum for every ridiculous argument you’ve ever had. All judgments are final and binding.

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    66 - Fast Travel or Paid Travel

    To thank you for your loyalty to our #wouldyourather podcast, it's a win win this week on This or That!

    Who here loves their daily commute? Yes, it's an opportunity to listen to your favorite podcasts (like us!!), but wouldn't it be great to get a little bonus cash for your time? Like being paid by the minute for any time spent commuting?

    Or would you rather be able to fast travel, like in a video game? With a snap of your fingers, instantly teleport to any place you've ever been.

    What are the differing ways Chris and Danielle would use the fast travel ability? Is Joshua that anxious for a career change that he would be willing to just drive around all day? And most importantly, what the hell are Snap Circuits??? (BTW audience, this was recorded in December). Find out all this and more on this week's This Or That!

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    65 - To Be or Not To Be

    It’s a new week, which means it’s time for a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather podcast! And this week we’re not talking about poop! Hooray!

    This week we get a little serious as we discuss the afterlife. Heaven and Hell – do they really exist? How and when will we ever know? We go there on this week’s episode. Are you okay of the ambiguity of not knowing what occurs in the afterlife, or would you rather know for sure, even if it means that you have to die right this moment? Is knowing that Heaven exists enough to make you give up your current life to go there, leaving your life and loved ones behind?

    Is heaven really a warm bathroom? And is it really filled with puppies?!? What is really tying the cast of This or That to the earth? Has Joshua singlehandedly destroyed his marriage with this episode? Let’s find out!

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    64 - Elevator Excrement or Public Puking

    Thanks as always for listening to the This or That podcast, your source for #wouldyourather wisdom. This week we reward (or punish) you for your loyalty with another compelling episode!

    Are you famous like we are here at the TorT podcast? More famous even? That’s what we thought. Are you so famous that a gossip columnist may be interested in your daily doings? Or to be the host of SNL? Good for you, that’s what this episode is about! You and your famous self have the good fortune of having an “accident” in an elevator with a gossip columnist. Not your cup of tea? How about hurling while you’re onstage during a live taping of SNL?

    This week Danielle asks, “why do we always have to talk about poop?!?” What does gingivitis have to do with either of these conditions? And most importantly, why is Chris so obsessed with Shia LaBoeuf??? Let’s find out on this week’s This or That.

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    63 - Sean Spicer or Kelly Anne Conway

    It's time for another episode of This or That, and this week we're topical! Plus welcome once again Chris's Sister Alicia as our very special guest host.

    As some of you may already know, we here at your favorite #wouldyourather podcast aren't real pleased with what's been going on in DC. That being the case, we couldn't resist throwing ourselves into the fire in this week's edition.

    Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary. KellyAnne Conway, Counselor to the President. Both of these roles (and their owners!) have their advantages and challenges, and both of them certainly have their own ethical dilemmas. So which would we rather choose as our career, knowing that we are supporting an administration that we are morally opposed to? This week we discuss important things like: each person's "kissability"! Joshua's dream woman (hint: it's not Danielle)! Lizard people! And wait, could one of these members of Trump's team someday be a guest host?!? Find out all this and more on this week's This or That.

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    62 - Caught In A Mosh or Surfin' USA

    We’re going to the punk rock show this week on This or That! Once again we’re here to present two inconvenient and highly implausible scenarios for your listening enjoyment, offering up heaps of #wouldyourather wisdom.

    Who doesn’t love a good mosh pit? Rocking out to your favorite tunes, feeling the thuds of strangers’ fists, heads, and other assorted body parts against yours, stomping your feet and clapping your hands? Okay, maybe not he clapping part. Do you love moshing so much that you would prefer that a mosh pit set up shop on your front lawn, and you had to fight your way through it every morning to leave your house? Then this choice is for you! Don’t love moshing so much? How about crowd surfing? Getting in and out of bed used to be a simple task until now. Crowd surfing your way out of your bedroom is now your only way to get up in the morning.

    What is the “bad” type of pit? What is crowd surfing etiquette? What are the limits to which Chris will go to impress girls? Sigh. Most importantly, which would you choose? Find out on this week’s This or That!

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    61 - Eaten Alive or Buried Alive

    It’s a new week, which means it’s time for another exciting episode of your favorite would you rather podcast, This Or That! And this week is extra special, as we welcome our guest host Alicia, Chris’s sister! This week our choice is just plain bad, but as always we are up to the task.

    Death. It takes all of us eventually. Some of us will have the good fortune to go quickly and quietly. Neither of those things will happen with the two choices we’ve presented this week! Trapped in a coffin, 6 feet underground, with no escape. You’re going to die in there, it’s just a matter of when. Don’t like small spaces? How about being eaten alive by zombie children instead? It could take hours, it could takes days. There’s no way to know how long it could take to kick the bucket when being munched on by minors.

    What are Joshua’s greatest concerns about being buried alive? Are there members of the pod that think that they can pull a Kill Bill and punch their way out? Are children’s teeth and stomachs really as small as Alicia says? And most importantly, will little kids really just break all of your fingers before eating you?!? Eaten alive, or buried alive: which would you choose?

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    60 - Unfunny Funnyman or Phys Ed PhD

    It's time for another would you rather adventure on this week's This or That!

    Thinking about a career change? Sometimes the day to day can just be too much. Why not escape back to your school days, but this time you'll get to be the one with the power. And the nylon track suit! It's time to tell the kids to run some laps, and love your life as an unpopular high school gym teacher!

    Fine with your current gig but just need some extra cash? Why not pick up some hours on the side as a stand up comedian! Here's the hitch: you're just not all that funny. And your audience lets you know.

    What do Joshua, Chris, and Danielle choose? And which would you choose? Let's find out on this week's This or That!

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    59 - Find a Baby or Find a Head

    It's another week of your favorite would you rather podcast, and this episode we're upping the ante with some serious business.

    It's a typical Monday morning. The alarm goes off, and as you reach overhead for a nice stretch you look forward to another day of going out into the world and giving your week a kick in the pants. You peer over, and see something odd... What is that in the bed next to you? Why, it's a human baby! Where did it come from? And why is it in your bed?

    Or wait... could it be a disembodied human head? Whose is it? Where did it come from? And most importantly... what the hell do you do now???

    This week's conundrum is implausible, yes, but as always we answer the tough questions. Which member of the Crew trusts cops the least? Is disposing of an imfant even an option? How much jail time should you expect? Find a baby in your bed, or a disembodied human head... Which would you choose?

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