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You've played Would You Rather before, but never like this. Welcome to the world of This or That, the podcast where no subject is off limits and no option is left unexplored. You can't help but play along as Chris, Joshua, and Danielle tackle each week's topics with humor, intelligence, and a touch of raunchiness. New episodes each Monday.

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    97 - Drive Real Fast or Drive Real Slow

    It's a new month, and we're starting it off right with a listener submitted episode! Thanks to Richard Cardenas of the Awkward Human Survival Guide Podcast for this week's topic.

    We're not sure where you live, but we live in a city with awful traffic, and we spend way too much time stuck in gridlock on a bumper to bumper freeway. This week, you have two choices in getting a little more smooth to your sailing.

    Clear traffic with a maximum speed of 35 MPH, or (mostly) 65 with someone constantly tailgating you; which would you choose? Let's find out on this week's This or That!

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    96 - Run From Your Date or Your Date Runs From You

    It's another week and another exciting choice on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast!

    Some of us are dating (Chris), and some of us have been married "forever" (Joshua and Danielle), but we all understand that first dates can be awkward. The uncomfortable silences, unnecessary small talk, and the just trying to figure out if you even like the other person can make first dates difficult. But have you ever been on a first date so traumatic that one of you literally runs away screaming?

    What would one of you have to do to make the other person run away screaming? Is just being a bad love match enough? How far would your date have to go? And what the hell are you doing on these dates to make them exit in a panic?

    On a first date, you run screaming, or they run screaming... Which would you choose?

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    95 - Gravy in your Plumbing or Potatoes in your Pants

    HOLY GIBLETS IT’S TIME FOR THANKSGIVING! We here at the This or That #podcast are ready to bring the joy to you with some festive #wouldyourather action! This is the perfect episode to listen to on your way to holiday get togethers! Hint, hint.

    We’re staying focused on Turkey Day with a feast-themed topic. Either all of the water in your home turns to gravy, or you have gallons of mashed potatoes in your pants! Woo-hoo!

    Can food really be cooked in hand sanitizer? Will mashed potatoes really get into your cracks and crevices? Is going out for Chinese an acceptable loophole? And most importantly, which would you choose? All this and more on this week’s This or That!

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    91 - Bone Furniture or Skin Covered Walls

    Welcome to Week 4 of the Second Annual #Halloween Boo-fest, #wouldyourather #podcast style! This week, let's talk home decor!

    We've talked about scary clowns 🤡, haunted houses 🏡, and bingeing on candy 🍫🍬🍭. Where do we go from here? How about decorating our homes with parts of dead humans?!? Seems like a natural next step.

    Who likes the idea of having all of your furniture made out of human bones? Not real keen on that? Instead, how about having your walls covered with a patchwork made of human skin? Not any better? Well, there are your choices.

    Let's go down memory lane with discussions of the 1990s Seattle music scene! Joshua's spooky college friends! Danielle's first apartment! And of course, home renovations. All this and more on this week's This Or That!

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    89 - Room with Juggalos or Board with Pennywise

    It's week two of your favorite month: the This or That Halloween Spooktacular! This October, look forward to creepy crawly #wouldyourather #pocasts all month long.

    What's a scary movie without a scary clown? 🤡 Pennywise is one of our favorites, and he sure is frightening. But would he make a good roommate despite his penchant for violence? How about some Juggalos? Would you rather live with them?

    Is Pennywise really a dependable roommate? Can the This or That crew tolerate 24/7 ICP? What happens during this podcast that forces Chris to file a formal complaint with the This or That Administrative Authority? And which would you choose? Let's find out!

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    88 - 24/7 Costume Wearing or 365 Pumpkin Head

    It's finally October, and it's time for what you've all been waiting for: our second annual Halloween Spooktacular! All month long enjoy #Halloween themed This Or Thats! Let's have some fun this week with a special #wouldyourather #podcast that's perfect for the season.

    Some of us put a lot of time and effort into carving pumpkins to decorate our homes in festive fashion for Halloween. Some are big, some are small, but this week is all about being able to put it on your head. So you can wear it. Every day.

    Not keen on wearing a Jack o'lantern on your head every day? No problem at all! You'll just need to wear a costume instead. A different costume. Every day.

    Are the members of KISS really that different? Where the hell are all these pumpkins coming from? Can Danielle really come up with 365 costume ideas (366 if it's a Leap Year)? Let's find out on this week's This Or That!

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