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You've played Would You Rather before, but never like this. Welcome to the world of This or That, the podcast where no subject is off limits and no option is left unexplored. You can't help but play along as Chris, Joshua, and Danielle tackle each week's topics with humor, intelligence, and a touch of raunchiness. New episodes each Monday.

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    84 - Feed 'em Like a Bird or Clean 'em Like a Kitten

    It's another week of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, and this one's a doozy.

    We here at the This or That podcast have no children of our own, so we have no idea of the effort and costs, emotional, physical, financial, or otherwise. So why not have an episode where not only do we have children, but we are forced to care for them in non-traditional ways?

    Remember those videos you watched about birds in biology class, where baby birds get fed through regurgitation? Well, you've gotta do that with your children. How about the way your cat cleaned its kitties when they were little? Loving them all over. Your other choice is to do that.

    Do the members of the This or That crew have a general disdain for children? Are kids truly sticky all the time? How would Chris fare as a single parent? Find out all this and more on this week's This or That.

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    83 - Gory Goring or Cruel Constriction

    It’s back to the realm of absurdity on this week’s episode of This or That, the #wouldyourather #podcast you’ve been waiting for!

    There are so many ways to die. Here at This or That, we like to explore the ridiculous and unlikely. All the better if animals that you won’t encounter are involved. Are you from South America? Probably not (at least according to our hosting company). So you may not ever encounter an anaconda. If you’ve wanted to, now is your chance! Unfortunately, it’s going to kill you. How about spending some quality time with an angry bull? Yes, it’s going to gore you. What a great week!

    Who thinks a hug from a snake means he likes you? Who on the team has been gored to death by a bull? Who has no grasp of what going into shock is and hence thinks all people that go into shock automatically die? Do the people on this podcast have any idea what actually happens when you are constricted or gored?!? Being constricted by an anaconda or being gored by a bull; which would you choose? Let’s find out!

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    82 - Social Justice Warrior or Men's Rights Activist

    It’s a new week and a new episode of This or That! This week we wander into the fraught and perilous world of online politics in your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast.

    SJW: Social Justice Warrior. MRA: Men’s Rights Activist. When given a choice between these two, when defined by their Urban Dictionary definitions, which would you choose? Regardless of your politics, expect a lose-lose situation.

    Which member of the Crew gets caught up in hat nomenclature? Who teaches us all “a lesson”? Which one of these things would make Danielle stab her own eyes out? Let’s find out on this week’s This or That!

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    81 - Donald Trump Doppelganger or Most Wanted Lookalike

    This week it’s all about lookin’ good on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast!

    You may not know what we look like here at the This or That podcast, but rest assured, we’re pretty average. That being said, we’ve all grown accustomed to looking like: white guy with glasses (Chris); half-Asian half-white guy with glasses (Joshua); and white girl with contacts (Danielle). Wow, we all have bad eyesight!

    Despite our inability to see without corrective lenses, we all know what we look like. So what would happen if we woke up one day and looked like someone else? That’s the conundrum on this week’s This or That: look just like Donald Trump, or look just like one of America’s Most Wanted.

    Is President Trump really “active” for his age? Which of America’s Most Wanted is the best looking? Which of these would be more lucrative, or potentially more dangerous? Let’s find out together!

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    80 - Sexy Spit Up or Erotic Excrement

    Hooray! It's a brand new week, and here at your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, we're getting ready for some hot action just the way you like it.

    Picture this: you're getting frisky and things are getting heated. As you ride on the waves of sweet passion, you're overcome with nausea. You could hurl at any time. You think it may be a one-off, maybe your dinner just didn't settle. But everything time you try to have sex, an overwhelming urge to vomit overtakes you.

    Picture that: you're getting frisky and things are getting heated. As you ride on the waves of sweet passion, you're overcome with an urge to poop. You're cramping, squeezing, overwhelmed with the feeling that your bowls could let loose at anytime, every time you have sex.

    This week we discuss: which member of the crew is most likely to get carsick. Which is most likely to be hungover. And which is most likely to be traumatized by oatmeal. All this and more on this week's This or That!

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    79 - Cat-astrophic Claw or Murderous Mouth

    It's a blast from the past on this week's Listener Submitted Episode, courtesy of Trey from Illinois!

    It was such a long time ago that your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast had its inaugural episode: be trapped in a cage with a lion, or 100 angry house cats. This week we dig a little deeper into some potential dangerous situations that could happen with said felines, much to Chris's dismay.

    Put your arm in a lion's mouth, or have your eye popped by a house cat... Which would you choose? Does Chris really not understand the difference between an uvula and a vulva? Why is he filled with irrational fears? And what do magical girls have to do with any of these things?!? All this and more on this week's This or That.

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    78 - I Love You or You Love Me

    It's back to business this week on This or That, your favorite source for #wouldyourather entertainment.

    Unrequited love. We've all been there. The pain of caring for someone so much to find out that they don't really feel the same way. Or having someone love you, and then having to let them know you're just not into it. Both situations are less than ideal, but which is worse? And does the answer change if you're together till death do you part?

    This week we're discussing unrequited love! Being married to someone who loves you but you don't love them, or someone you love but who will never love you: which would you choose?

    Chris shows just how terrible of a person he is, while Joshua looks for loopholes as he tries to talk his way out of this. And as always, they assume that Danielle's a good person. Or is she? Find out which we choose on this week's This or That!

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    77 - Lick the Toilet or Lick the Floor

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    76 - Risk Death or Monopolize Living

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