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You've played Would You Rather before, but never like this. Welcome to the world of This or That, the podcast where no subject is off limits and no option is left unexplored. You can't help but play along as Chris, Joshua, and Danielle tackle each week's topics with humor, intelligence, and a touch of raunchiness. New episodes each Monday.

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    114 - Teeth for Pubes or Pubes for Teeth

    It’s a new week, so it’s time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we’re talking about pubes! Woo-hoo!

    This week’s episode, we keep it pretty simple: either you have teeth where you would normally have pubic hair, or pubic hair where you would normally have teeth. Despite the simplicity of the choices, look forward to a heated argument, filled with confusion and general exasperation!

    When it comes to pubic teeth, what is the “deluxe service”? How much upkeep and grooming do these things take? What is Joshua’s problem with the state of Florida? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!

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    113 - Laugh Track or Theme Music

    Happy Monday! A new week means it’s time for a new #wouldyourather #podcast! This week, we’re offering a strange mix of surreal sounds to define your life!

    Theme music – it’s always on in the background during movies and TV, even if you don’t notice. What if there was also theme music throughout your life, reflecting your emotions at any given moment? How would that affect you?

    How about a laugh track? As you talk to people and go about your business, a captive but invisible studio audience laughs, boos and otherwise reacts to the things that happen. This could certainly make things interesting, depending on your activity.

    Would this really act like Spidey sense? Does Chris really not know how he feels on any given day? What happens in either of these situations if you’re about to get murdered?!? Let’s find out on this week’s This or That!

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    112 - Trunk Chicken or Pizza Puke

    It’s here again! A new week means a new episode of the #wouldyourather #podcast that all the kids are talking about. Really, they are. The cool kids, anyway.

    Thanks to Catherine for this week’s listener submitted episode! Once again she’s presented us with something highly unpleasant. Would you rather eat half a rotisserie from a stranger’s trunk, or pizza that you’ve just upchucked? Let’s discuss!

    Does the type of pizza actually make a difference here? Which member of the TorT crew is most concerned about the temperature danger zone? Who is convinced that adding mayonnaise will really make this easier? And most importantly, why is Catherine trying to torture us with these terrible choices?!? Let’s find out!

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    111 - Heater in the Summer or A/C in the Winter

    Welcome to another week of #wouldyourather goodness on your favorite #podcast! This week we’re keeping it simple stupid, with possibly our most straightforward topic ever. Jack up the heat in the summer, or blast the AC in the winter.

    This week we may or may not answer these questions: what in the hell is #jumpsuitlifestyle, and why is Chris trying to make it a thing? Why is Joshua and Danielle’s house such a dump? Why won’t @hockey.sockey set Danielle up with a sweet Toronto Maple Leafs onesie? (I’m serious, you know how to reach us). And most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!

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    110 - Flame On or Self Inflicted Wound

    Happy Monday! It’s time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! Since listening to our podcast isn’t painful enough, this week we’re talking self-inflicted wounds! Go ahead and give it a go. You know you want to.

    This week we explore… The difference between a whaling harpoon and a sharking harpoon! Mourning the death of Jaws! The horrors of working in fast food! Sweet 80’s rock! Shoot yourself in the foot or be highly flammable… which would you choose?

    (BTW, Danielle knows that it’s actually Night Ranger that did the theme to The Secret of My Success, but for some reason the editor cut out the part where she corrects herself. I’m blaming Chris.)

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    109 - Forever Itchy or Always Sticky

    Is it Monday already? You know what that means… time for a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast!

    This week we keep it simple. You’re always itchy, or you’re always sticky. Which would you choose? Can’t be that hard… can it?

    In this week’s episode you can expect… fifth grade level bodily fluid jokes! References to jam hands! Surprisingly innocuous high school stories! Danielle totally losing it! All this an more on this week’s This Or That!

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    108 - Dick Nose or Racist Tattoo

    Another week means another wonderful pair of choices on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This one’s user submitted by Leslie from Texas. Thanks Leslie!

    This week we’re talking permanent disfigurement! Would you rather have a gigantic swastika tattoo in a highly visible area, or a nose that looks like the average penis?

    How many penises has Chris seen, and… cut or uncut? What would Chris choose if given a third choice? Does Danielle really have “mad contouring skills”? How attractive are the members of the This or That Crew? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!

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    107 - Always Wear Mittens or Always Wear Roller Skates

    Happy Monday to you! Time for a dose of the hot #wouldyourather #podcast action you’ve been waiting for! This week, a new pair of inconveniences is ready for your review.

    Imagine a life where you always have mittens on! Or where you’re always wearing roller skates. Which would you choose?

    Chris once again assumes the one of these that gives him a “quirky” persona! Joshua explains the drama of a canceled and unpopular tv show, and the importance of lifting hooks! Danielle makes the decision that is least likely to cut her head off!

    Find out what we choose on this week’s This or That!

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