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You've played Would You Rather before, but never like this. Welcome to the world of This or That, the podcast where no subject is off limits and no option is left unexplored. You can't help but play along as Chris, Joshua, and Danielle tackle each week's topics with humor, intelligence, and a touch of raunchiness. New episodes each Monday.

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    95 - Gravy in your Plumbing or Potatoes in your Pants

    HOLY GIBLETS IT’S TIME FOR THANKSGIVING! We here at the This or That #podcast are ready to bring the joy to you with some festive #wouldyourather action! This is the perfect episode to listen to on your way to holiday get togethers! Hint, hint.

    We’re staying focused on Turkey Day with a feast-themed topic. Either all of the water in your home turns to gravy, or you have gallons of mashed potatoes in your pants! Woo-hoo!

    Can food really be cooked in hand sanitizer? Will mashed potatoes really get into your cracks and crevices? Is going out for Chinese an acceptable loophole? And most importantly, which would you choose? All this and more on this week’s This or That!

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    91 - Bone Furniture or Skin Covered Walls

    Welcome to Week 4 of the Second Annual #Halloween Boo-fest, #wouldyourather #podcast style! This week, let's talk home decor!

    We've talked about scary clowns 🤡, haunted houses 🏡, and bingeing on candy 🍫🍬🍭. Where do we go from here? How about decorating our homes with parts of dead humans?!? Seems like a natural next step.

    Who likes the idea of having all of your furniture made out of human bones? Not real keen on that? Instead, how about having your walls covered with a patchwork made of human skin? Not any better? Well, there are your choices.

    Let's go down memory lane with discussions of the 1990s Seattle music scene! Joshua's spooky college friends! Danielle's first apartment! And of course, home renovations. All this and more on this week's This Or That!

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    89 - Room with Juggalos or Board with Pennywise

    It's week two of your favorite month: the This or That Halloween Spooktacular! This October, look forward to creepy crawly #wouldyourather #pocasts all month long.

    What's a scary movie without a scary clown? 🤡 Pennywise is one of our favorites, and he sure is frightening. But would he make a good roommate despite his penchant for violence? How about some Juggalos? Would you rather live with them?

    Is Pennywise really a dependable roommate? Can the This or That crew tolerate 24/7 ICP? What happens during this podcast that forces Chris to file a formal complaint with the This or That Administrative Authority? And which would you choose? Let's find out!

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    88 - 24/7 Costume Wearing or 365 Pumpkin Head

    It's finally October, and it's time for what you've all been waiting for: our second annual Halloween Spooktacular! All month long enjoy #Halloween themed This Or Thats! Let's have some fun this week with a special #wouldyourather #podcast that's perfect for the season.

    Some of us put a lot of time and effort into carving pumpkins to decorate our homes in festive fashion for Halloween. Some are big, some are small, but this week is all about being able to put it on your head. So you can wear it. Every day.

    Not keen on wearing a Jack o'lantern on your head every day? No problem at all! You'll just need to wear a costume instead. A different costume. Every day.

    Are the members of KISS really that different? Where the hell are all these pumpkins coming from? Can Danielle really come up with 365 costume ideas (366 if it's a Leap Year)? Let's find out on this week's This Or That!

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    87 - One TV Show or One Musical Artist

    It's time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week Joshua picks an "easy" topic...but does he?

    In this world of interwebs, streaming music services, cable, subscriptions to channels and more channels and other streaming video services and other services that when added together cost as much as cable anyway, we have access to all of the media we could ever want or need. But is variety really the spice of life? Could we live without these things?

    This week we discuss choosing one of those media (music or tv), and boiling them down to just one option; your access to TV stays the same, but you can only listen to the catalog of one musician. Or, your access to music stays the same, but you can only watch one TV show. Which would you choose?

    What are the T or T crew's favorite shows and musical acts? Which medium does Joshua draw inspiration from? Why are the guys so surprised by Danielle's choice of TV show? What the hell is wrong with Chris? I mean, really? All this and more on this week's This or That.

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    84 - Feed 'em Like a Bird or Clean 'em Like a Kitten

    It's another week of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, and this one's a doozy.

    We here at the This or That podcast have no children of our own, so we have no idea of the effort and costs, emotional, physical, financial, or otherwise. So why not have an episode where not only do we have children, but we are forced to care for them in non-traditional ways?

    Remember those videos you watched about birds in biology class, where baby birds get fed through regurgitation? Well, you've gotta do that with your children. How about the way your cat cleaned its kitties when they were little? Loving them all over. Your other choice is to do that.

    Do the members of the This or That crew have a general disdain for children? Are kids truly sticky all the time? How would Chris fare as a single parent? Find out all this and more on this week's This or That.

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    83 - Gory Goring or Cruel Constriction

    It’s back to the realm of absurdity on this week’s episode of This or That, the #wouldyourather #podcast you’ve been waiting for!

    There are so many ways to die. Here at This or That, we like to explore the ridiculous and unlikely. All the better if animals that you won’t encounter are involved. Are you from South America? Probably not (at least according to our hosting company). So you may not ever encounter an anaconda. If you’ve wanted to, now is your chance! Unfortunately, it’s going to kill you. How about spending some quality time with an angry bull? Yes, it’s going to gore you. What a great week!

    Who thinks a hug from a snake means he likes you? Who on the team has been gored to death by a bull? Who has no grasp of what going into shock is and hence thinks all people that go into shock automatically die? Do the people on this podcast have any idea what actually happens when you are constricted or gored?!? Being constricted by an anaconda or being gored by a bull; which would you choose? Let’s find out!

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    82 - Social Justice Warrior or Men's Rights Activist

    It’s a new week and a new episode of This or That! This week we wander into the fraught and perilous world of online politics in your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast.

    SJW: Social Justice Warrior. MRA: Men’s Rights Activist. When given a choice between these two, when defined by their Urban Dictionary definitions, which would you choose? Regardless of your politics, expect a lose-lose situation.

    Which member of the Crew gets caught up in hat nomenclature? Who teaches us all “a lesson”? Which one of these things would make Danielle stab her own eyes out? Let’s find out on this week’s This or That!

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    81 - Donald Trump Doppelganger or Most Wanted Lookalike

    This week it’s all about lookin’ good on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast!

    You may not know what we look like here at the This or That podcast, but rest assured, we’re pretty average. That being said, we’ve all grown accustomed to looking like: white guy with glasses (Chris); half-Asian half-white guy with glasses (Joshua); and white girl with contacts (Danielle). Wow, we all have bad eyesight!

    Despite our inability to see without corrective lenses, we all know what we look like. So what would happen if we woke up one day and looked like someone else? That’s the conundrum on this week’s This or That: look just like Donald Trump, or look just like one of America’s Most Wanted.

    Is President Trump really “active” for his age? Which of America’s Most Wanted is the best looking? Which of these would be more lucrative, or potentially more dangerous? Let’s find out together!

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    80 - Sexy Spit Up or Erotic Excrement

    Hooray! It's a brand new week, and here at your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, we're getting ready for some hot action just the way you like it.

    Picture this: you're getting frisky and things are getting heated. As you ride on the waves of sweet passion, you're overcome with nausea. You could hurl at any time. You think it may be a one-off, maybe your dinner just didn't settle. But everything time you try to have sex, an overwhelming urge to vomit overtakes you.

    Picture that: you're getting frisky and things are getting heated. As you ride on the waves of sweet passion, you're overcome with an urge to poop. You're cramping, squeezing, overwhelmed with the feeling that your bowls could let loose at anytime, every time you have sex.

    This week we discuss: which member of the crew is most likely to get carsick. Which is most likely to be hungover. And which is most likely to be traumatized by oatmeal. All this and more on this week's This or That!

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    79 - Cat-astrophic Claw or Murderous Mouth

    It's a blast from the past on this week's Listener Submitted Episode, courtesy of Trey from Illinois!

    It was such a long time ago that your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast had its inaugural episode: be trapped in a cage with a lion, or 100 angry house cats. This week we dig a little deeper into some potential dangerous situations that could happen with said felines, much to Chris's dismay.

    Put your arm in a lion's mouth, or have your eye popped by a house cat... Which would you choose? Does Chris really not understand the difference between an uvula and a vulva? Why is he filled with irrational fears? And what do magical girls have to do with any of these things?!? All this and more on this week's This or That.

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    78 - I Love You or You Love Me

    It's back to business this week on This or That, your favorite source for #wouldyourather entertainment.

    Unrequited love. We've all been there. The pain of caring for someone so much to find out that they don't really feel the same way. Or having someone love you, and then having to let them know you're just not into it. Both situations are less than ideal, but which is worse? And does the answer change if you're together till death do you part?

    This week we're discussing unrequited love! Being married to someone who loves you but you don't love them, or someone you love but who will never love you: which would you choose?

    Chris shows just how terrible of a person he is, while Joshua looks for loopholes as he tries to talk his way out of this. And as always, they assume that Danielle's a good person. Or is she? Find out which we choose on this week's This or That!

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    77 - Lick the Toilet or Lick the Floor

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    76 - Risk Death or Monopolize Living

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    75 - Drug Addict Santa or Sexy Santa

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    74 - High Skill, High Doubt or Low Skill, Low Doubt

    Welcome back to Chris's sister Alicia, our special guest host on this week's #wouldyourather #podcast!

    This week we explore the realms of self doubt with a real thinker. Imagine a world where you were skilled at everything, where no matter what you put your mind to, you could accomplish it. But despite those accomplishments, you just never feel self confident. On the flipsy, you could be just so so, mediocre, unskilled, sometimes failing. But you always feel good about yourself and your abilities.

    Which members of the Crew are already crippled by self doubt? Why is Danielle repeatedly called "savage"? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let's find out together, on the newest episode of This Or That!

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    73 - Delicious Deodorant or Pleasing Pencils

    It’s back to the realm of the absurd on this week’s #wouldyourather #podcast!

    When you eat, you likely eat food. But why discuss eating food that actually tastes good when you could eat a few pencils, complete with erasers and metal band? Or half a stick of deodorant?

    Is the creamy texture of deodorant enough to make it preferable to eating pencils? What are the gastrointestinal repercussions of either of these things? Does it matter if the deodorant was used on the private parts of a particular celebrity? And most importantly, what is the correct pronunciation of PRINGLES??? All that and more on this week’s This or That.

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    72 - Captain Planet or Scooby Doo

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    71 - Leaky Trash Juice or Chunky Couch Crumbles

    This week your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast is getting down and dirty with your filthy home! Wait, you say you keeo things squeaky clean? This episode will make you hope you’re right.

    What do you put in the trash each day? Is it just vegetable peels and cracker boxes, or are there gooey, sticky, juicy, leaky things in there too? Does drinking the residual liquid at the bottom of the bag sounds like a good idea? …When was the last time you really cleaned your couch? Like, removed all the cushions and vacuumed, and gave the fabric a refresh to get out all of the crumbs, hair, and other debris that have gathered over weeks (or months) of you, your family, and your pets sitting on it? Would you really want to give a good chewing to the stuff you find under there?

    What is in the This or That Crew’s garbage? Does Chris’s trash have the volume of bodily fluids that Danielle thinks it does? How much chicken does Joshua really eat? And what really happens to those couches you see on the side of the road with a sign that says “free”? All of these questions and more will be answered on this week’s This or That!

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    70 - Avid Sports Fan or Streetside Rapper

    It's another week of choices choices choices on your favorite #wouldyourather podcast, This or That!

    This week we join Joshua, Chris, and Danielle in a conundrum chock full of their signature silliness. Be a devoted sports fan, or rap a song each day to strangers.

    Will Joshua successfully goad one of the others into rapping? How much hockey does Danielle really watch? WTF is a "power bottom" in soccer? And what is Chris's current favorite rap? Find out all this and more on this week's This or That.

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    69 - Spider Face or Spider Body

    This week we plunge through the depths of YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES in your favorite #wouldyourather podcast. Why is Danielle so mean?!?

    Spiders. Love em or hate em, having your face covered with them doesn't sound like a lot of fun. But does having your naked body covered with them sound any better? That's the discussion this week on This or That!

    Learn that Danielle is truly an insensitive demon! Chris's inability to use logic breaks the podcast! Joshua remains surprisingly calm considering his mortal fear of spiders! All this and more on this week's edition.

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    68 - Slippy Socks or Wobbly Tables

    Here at This or That, your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, we pride ourselves in answering the tough questions. It's always serious, and we always give it our all. This week is no different.

    Have you ever had socks that slip and fall down into your shoes? IMAGINE THAT HAPPENING EVERY TIME YOU WEAR SOCKS. Now imagine something that may be even worse: every table you sit at has a wobble. IS THERE NO END TO THE INHUMANITY?!?

    Who is the most fashionable member of the This or That podcast crew? Who has an anecdote about socks that fall down? What defines a "table"? Slippy socks or wobbly tables, which would you choose? It's another week and another opportunity to argue with your friends about something silly on This or That!

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    67 - Old School Jams or Gen Z LOLs

    It's another week and another unfortunate set of choices on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast!

    Imagine if you would, you're you, just having a conversation with whomever you talk to. And when the person you're talking to talks about current events, all you can do is reference things that happened 20+ years ago. You're lost in the past. Behind door number 2, you're doing the same thing, but with what's new and hot with the kids these days. Actually, why talk when you can jut Snapchat? #YOLO

    Is the saddest part of this episode the Limp Bizkit reference? Does Chris have any idea how social media works? Does anyone on this pod have any idea what's cool now, or what was cool then? Most importantly, which would you choose? Let's find out, on this week's This or That.

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    66 - Fast Travel or Paid Travel

    To thank you for your loyalty to our #wouldyourather podcast, it's a win win this week on This or That!

    Who here loves their daily commute? Yes, it's an opportunity to listen to your favorite podcasts (like us!!), but wouldn't it be great to get a little bonus cash for your time? Like being paid by the minute for any time spent commuting?

    Or would you rather be able to fast travel, like in a video game? With a snap of your fingers, instantly teleport to any place you've ever been.

    What are the differing ways Chris and Danielle would use the fast travel ability? Is Joshua that anxious for a career change that he would be willing to just drive around all day? And most importantly, what the hell are Snap Circuits??? (BTW audience, this was recorded in December). Find out all this and more on this week's This Or That!

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    65 - To Be or Not To Be

    It’s a new week, which means it’s time for a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather podcast! And this week we’re not talking about poop! Hooray!

    This week we get a little serious as we discuss the afterlife. Heaven and Hell – do they really exist? How and when will we ever know? We go there on this week’s episode. Are you okay of the ambiguity of not knowing what occurs in the afterlife, or would you rather know for sure, even if it means that you have to die right this moment? Is knowing that Heaven exists enough to make you give up your current life to go there, leaving your life and loved ones behind?

    Is heaven really a warm bathroom? And is it really filled with puppies?!? What is really tying the cast of This or That to the earth? Has Joshua singlehandedly destroyed his marriage with this episode? Let’s find out!

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    64 - Elevator Excrement or Public Puking

    Thanks as always for listening to the This or That podcast, your source for #wouldyourather wisdom. This week we reward (or punish) you for your loyalty with another compelling episode!

    Are you famous like we are here at the TorT podcast? More famous even? That’s what we thought. Are you so famous that a gossip columnist may be interested in your daily doings? Or to be the host of SNL? Good for you, that’s what this episode is about! You and your famous self have the good fortune of having an “accident” in an elevator with a gossip columnist. Not your cup of tea? How about hurling while you’re onstage during a live taping of SNL?

    This week Danielle asks, “why do we always have to talk about poop?!?” What does gingivitis have to do with either of these conditions? And most importantly, why is Chris so obsessed with Shia LaBoeuf??? Let’s find out on this week’s This or That.

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    63 - Sean Spicer or Kelly Anne Conway

    It's time for another episode of This or That, and this week we're topical! Plus welcome once again Chris's Sister Alicia as our very special guest host.

    As some of you may already know, we here at your favorite #wouldyourather podcast aren't real pleased with what's been going on in DC. That being the case, we couldn't resist throwing ourselves into the fire in this week's edition.

    Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary. KellyAnne Conway, Counselor to the President. Both of these roles (and their owners!) have their advantages and challenges, and both of them certainly have their own ethical dilemmas. So which would we rather choose as our career, knowing that we are supporting an administration that we are morally opposed to? This week we discuss important things like: each person's "kissability"! Joshua's dream woman (hint: it's not Danielle)! Lizard people! And wait, could one of these members of Trump's team someday be a guest host?!? Find out all this and more on this week's This or That.

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    62 - Caught In A Mosh or Surfin' USA

    We’re going to the punk rock show this week on This or That! Once again we’re here to present two inconvenient and highly implausible scenarios for your listening enjoyment, offering up heaps of #wouldyourather wisdom.

    Who doesn’t love a good mosh pit? Rocking out to your favorite tunes, feeling the thuds of strangers’ fists, heads, and other assorted body parts against yours, stomping your feet and clapping your hands? Okay, maybe not he clapping part. Do you love moshing so much that you would prefer that a mosh pit set up shop on your front lawn, and you had to fight your way through it every morning to leave your house? Then this choice is for you! Don’t love moshing so much? How about crowd surfing? Getting in and out of bed used to be a simple task until now. Crowd surfing your way out of your bedroom is now your only way to get up in the morning.

    What is the “bad” type of pit? What is crowd surfing etiquette? What are the limits to which Chris will go to impress girls? Sigh. Most importantly, which would you choose? Find out on this week’s This or That!

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    61 - Eaten Alive or Buried Alive

    It’s a new week, which means it’s time for another exciting episode of your favorite would you rather podcast, This Or That! And this week is extra special, as we welcome our guest host Alicia, Chris’s sister! This week our choice is just plain bad, but as always we are up to the task.

    Death. It takes all of us eventually. Some of us will have the good fortune to go quickly and quietly. Neither of those things will happen with the two choices we’ve presented this week! Trapped in a coffin, 6 feet underground, with no escape. You’re going to die in there, it’s just a matter of when. Don’t like small spaces? How about being eaten alive by zombie children instead? It could take hours, it could takes days. There’s no way to know how long it could take to kick the bucket when being munched on by minors.

    What are Joshua’s greatest concerns about being buried alive? Are there members of the pod that think that they can pull a Kill Bill and punch their way out? Are children’s teeth and stomachs really as small as Alicia says? And most importantly, will little kids really just break all of your fingers before eating you?!? Eaten alive, or buried alive: which would you choose?

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    60 - Unfunny Funnyman or Phys Ed PhD

    It's time for another would you rather adventure on this week's This or That!

    Thinking about a career change? Sometimes the day to day can just be too much. Why not escape back to your school days, but this time you'll get to be the one with the power. And the nylon track suit! It's time to tell the kids to run some laps, and love your life as an unpopular high school gym teacher!

    Fine with your current gig but just need some extra cash? Why not pick up some hours on the side as a stand up comedian! Here's the hitch: you're just not all that funny. And your audience lets you know.

    What do Joshua, Chris, and Danielle choose? And which would you choose? Let's find out on this week's This or That!

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    59 - Find a Baby or Find a Head

    It's another week of your favorite would you rather podcast, and this episode we're upping the ante with some serious business.

    It's a typical Monday morning. The alarm goes off, and as you reach overhead for a nice stretch you look forward to another day of going out into the world and giving your week a kick in the pants. You peer over, and see something odd... What is that in the bed next to you? Why, it's a human baby! Where did it come from? And why is it in your bed?

    Or wait... could it be a disembodied human head? Whose is it? Where did it come from? And most importantly... what the hell do you do now???

    This week's conundrum is implausible, yes, but as always we answer the tough questions. Which member of the Crew trusts cops the least? Is disposing of an imfant even an option? How much jail time should you expect? Find a baby in your bed, or a disembodied human head... Which would you choose?

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    58 - Nasty Food, Happy Bowels or Happy Food, Nasty Bowels

    It’s time for our latest listener submitted would you rather episode, passed along by Nick from Washington!

    I know, I know, another episode where we discuss our digestive systems. This time it’s not our fault, blame Nick. This week we decide how much pain pleasure is worth when it comes to the taste of your food. Imagine a world where food is delicious. So, so delicious. Every bite is a little bit of culinary heaven. Unfortunately, every time you eat said delicious food you head straight to the land of gastrointestinal distress. Now imagine a world where everything you eat tastes like moldy spicy beef jerky, but your digestion works like a charm. Which would you choose?

    Along the way we discuss: Joshua’s attempt to imitate Man versus Food; the “Hot Beef Rejection”; Chris’s standards for food safety; and vacation adventures. Plus lots of other serious deliberations! Delicious food with intestinal punishment, or terrible food with no consequences; which would you choose?

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    57 - Eat a Pine Cone or Shit a Pine Cone

    Have you ever wanted to get intimate with a pine cone? Neither have we, but that's what we're discussing this week on This or That! We've got another listener submitted episode, and it's simple but a doozy: eat or poop out a pine cone. That's your choice.

    Learn how bad at calculating geometrical things the Crew is! Learn about other bizarre things that we've eaten that we shouldn't have! Listen to us talk about perforation in detail! Learn just how bad at estimating size Chris is! All this and more on this week's This or That.

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    56 - Sewage Swim or Body Buffet

    Where ethics meets disgust is right where we like to be each week on This or That, your favorite source for #wouldyourather entertainment. This week is no disappointment as once again, poop seems to enter the conversation.

    No one on this podcast has ever eaten a human body. Maybe they're super tasty. But do we really want to find out? What would the alternative need to be to make this a viable option? How about swimming 2.4 miles (that's 4km for those of you not in the States) through human waste? That's right, laps in a pool filled with poop. The smell. The texture. the gooey mess all over you. Did we mention the smell? We address important questions such as: What is Joshua's primary concern when it comes to eating human bodies? Are Americans really as fat as the interwebs tells us? Just how slowly does Danielle swim, and will Chris ever let her tell him? What is the one thing that would make Danielle divorce Joshua? But most importantly... Would you rather eat a human body or swim through human waste? Which would you choose?

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    55 - Belly Brewery or Bleed Your Own Blood

    There are so many diseases in the world, many of them potentially fatal. Though life is surely difficult for those people, or maybe because of that, this week we take two of these awful afflictions and debate which is better!

    Autobrewery Syndrome: brewer's yeast in the intestinal tract that can turn consumed carbohydrates into ethanol. The result? Surprise drunkenness, and all of the disadvantages and benefits. Hemophilia: an impaired ability to clot blood. The result: potential death from internal bleeding.

    This week our discussions include: if Chris has any clue how the human body functions; how depressing Joshua's lunch is; and how little Danielle knows about certain medical conditions! Have Autobrewery Syndrome or be a Hemophiliac: which would you choose?

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    54 - Incompetent Aviator or Clueless Captain

    It’s time for another user-submitted episode of your favorite #wouldyourather podcast! This week Todd from Seattle has provided a question for the ages that we will tackle with the vim and vigor to which you are accustomed.

    Who doesn’t love a relaxing vacation on a cruise ship? The luxurious accommodations, the fine food and entertainment, the waves crashing as the crew watches for icebergs… It’s just a big boat, floating through the ocean. How hard could it really be to pilot the thing with zero experience? How about that blimp that cruises through the sky on Sundays selling tires? It just bobs along and doesn’t take too much effort to keep up in the sky, right? I mean, it seems pretty simple. It’s just a giant balloon! This week we learn: who thinks that they’re equally as skilled as an experienced cruise ship captain, if that captain was drunk! Who thinks they have the same capabilities as Indiana Jones! Who has the primary concern of being attacked by sharks when this thing inevitably crashes! Hint: It’s all the same person.

    Pilot a cruise ship or a blimp with zero experience: which would you choose?

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    53 - Super Hot Super Dumb Spouse or Super Hot Super Dumb You

    Love is on the menu as Joshua, Chris, and Danielle discuss their dream mates in this week’s episode. Imagine the hottest person you can think of, celebrity or otherwise. Imagine they’re your spouse. Pretty sweet, right? Hard to tell, they’re super dumb. Or, imagine that you are the hottest person you can think of (of course you’re already hot, but who wouldn’t want to be hotter?). The price of that hotness is that you are now super dumb.

    Which would make an easier life? Is it worth having a “super bangable” spouse if their terrible decisions put you in danger? Is life really easier for good looking people? Is it possible that one of these scenarios gives the best of both worlds? Which member of the Crew takes life advice from 30Rock? Who would make fun of their dumb spouse? Who is hottest 71 year old woman around? These questions answered and more on this week’s This or That!

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    52 - Drink All Day or Smoke All Night

    In life, moderation is key. This week, we throw that out the window in an eerily realistic and very possible scenario.

    How much do you drink? Would you consider yourself an “alcoholic”? What does it mean to be an alcoholic, and what are some of the effects it would have on your health, your family and friends? How about work? Are you a smoker? How’s that working out for you? Is it easy and convenient to fit smoking into your life, or is it sometimes not so worth it?

    This week we treat serious addiction not so seriously as we try to determine which we would choose. How would Joshua fit smoking in with his rigorous training routine? Is Chris already drinking enough to be an alcoholic? Could Danielle get away with drinking all day at work? Get the answers to these questions and more on this week’s episode! Be a chain smoker or an alcoholic: which would you choose?

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    51 - 12 Week Trash Heap or Food Desert

    It’s a new week, and it’s time to explore some unpleasant choices that you may not want to have to make yourselves!

    You take out the trash a few times a week, right? Into the shed or the garage it goes until it gets picked up on Friday morning. Imagine a world where you can’t take the trash out at all; it stays in the house for three full months. That’s right, the trash can only go out four times a year. Now imagine that you can take out the trash as often as you like, but you’re not allowed to have anything edible in your home. No food, no drinks, and the water from the tap is undrinkable.

    This week we stroll down memory lane with Chris as he talks about some interesting trash storage strategies from college! We wonder why Danielle is so mean to JiJi the cat! And we find out what happens when we have to choose between convenience and cleanliness. No food in the house, or too much trash in the house; which would you choose?

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    50 - Poop SMS or Sex Tape

    Pooping. We all do it, and here at the T or T Podcast we have a tendency to talk a little more about it than your average Joes. But how much do our friends really need to know about what’s going on with our bowels? Enough to send them a text every time we finish up in the bathroom? Or would they rather be able to see us getting hot, heavy, and nasty via our recently released sex tape? Which one is truly TMI? This week we learn which member of the crew has a secret language so they can talk about their BMs with co-workers! Which member wishes they could text Drake about their poop! And how many potential views your sex tape could get! Text your friends every time you poop, or release a sex tape; which would you choose?

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    49 - Stinky Skunk Smells or Cheesy Hot Sweats

    It’s a new year and time for a new episode! Start the year off right with a new installment prepared just for you, and make a resolution to never miss an episode of This or That!

    Cheese. Creamy and delicious, from cheddar to pepper jack, who doesn’t hanker for a hunk of cheese? This week we take the test of your cheesy love next level by figuring out if you still love cheese when it oozes out of your sweat glands instead of actual sweat. What about skunks? They’re cute and furry but don’t smell too great. Would you want to smell the fragrance of skunk spray 24/7 instead?

    This week as always, we answer the important questions. What caused Danielle’s “skunk trauma”? What are the Cheesy Fevers and how are they different from Meat Sweats? How would sweating cheese affect Chris’s (likely non-existent) sex life? Let’s find out! Sweating cheese or smelling skunk: which would you choose?

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    48 - Kingpin of Crime or Long Arm of the Law

    It’s a classic battle of good versus evil in this week’s episode! With illegal drugs being siphoned into the US at an alarming rate, someone needs to be the first line of defense on the front line, investigating the criminals that are sourcing and moving illegal product. But would it be more fun to be the problem, or the solution? This week we discuss the pros and cons of being a federal agent or the head of a drug cartel. What types of skills does it take to be successful in these careers? How many references to pop culture and Greek mythology can the Crew make? Finally, which side will Joshua, Chris and Danielle take in the war on drugs? Let’s find out!

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    47 - Smartest Man Alive or Dumbest Man Alive

    You're pretty smart, right? I mean you must be, you're reading the synopsis for This Or That, arguably the best would you rather podcast available without a prescription. But what would you do if the intelligence of the world shifted to make you either the most or least intelligent person on Earth?

    This week we discuss a user submitted topic from Carson in Seattle! Imagine you're of average intelligence. Now imagine that, keeping your current intelligence level, the rest of the world shifts so that you're now the smartest or dumbest person alive. Could you handle life's biggest questions at your current intelligence, or would it be better to have everyone else be smarter than you? How is intelligence really measured? Why is Joshua so angry at Neil DeGrasse Tyson? How long would it take for Chris to understand quantum physics? And most importantly, what is the best fast food chicken sandwich? We'll answer these questions and more on this week's This Or That.

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    46 - Cash for Ass or Boner for Your Boss

    Sexy time. We want it, we need it, we gotta have it. This week the This or That Crew explores the world of sexual discomfort with two "hard" choices.

    Your boss. You see them every day. You may have a great working relationship, things might be tough, or you might be ambivalent. Regardless of your feelings for their supervisory command, imagine if every time you interacted with your boss you got super turned on. Like ready for loving turned on. Take me now turned on.

    The alternative is that you can only have sex with prostitutes. No sex with spouses, significant others, or strangers you meet in bars. Pay to play only. You're on the prowl and your new name is John.

    Both choices this week have some serious repercussions and potential consequences, and we'll use our signature critical thinking and open discussion to get through it! Get super turned on by your boss, or only have sex with prostitutes: which would you choose?

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    45 - "Got a tampon?" or "Got weed?"

    “Got a tampon?” or “Got weed?”

    Here at This or That, we explore the tough questions. The real hard-hitting, relevant, and sometimes painful questions that you may have been afraid to ask. This week however, we explore the possibility of having to ask one of two questions every time you start a conversation with someone. This week we go slightly off the rails, but you benefit by getting to hear about some awkward interactions with Joshua’s urologist; the ups and downs of butt-chugging; and the quality people you meet working in the Wendy’s drive-thru. Ultimately we are able to come full circle to address the goal of this week’s episode! Always having to ask for a tampon, or always having to ask for marijuana; which would you choose?

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    44 - Always Wear Shades or Always Wear Shoes

    Sunglasses and shoes. On the surface these seem like indispensable items that make the outside world a little less harmful. Who wants to be blinded by the sun, stumbling down a sidewalk covered with animal feces and shattered beer bottles, shoeless and without sunglasses? That’s right, no one. But there is such a phenomenon as too much of a good thing, which is what your trusty hosts of This or That will be discussing this week!

    Imagine a world where you always have to wear sunglasses. Not just outside when it’s sunny, but 24/7. Now imagine a world where you always have to wear shoes. Including in the shower and in your bed. Now listen to Chris, Joshua, and Danielle discuss the ups and downs of doing these very things! Hear a haunting rendition of everyone’s favorite Corey Hart single. Find out way more about Chris’s sex life than you ever wanted to. Hear about Joshua’s dislike for footwear, regardless of context. Always wear sunglasses or always wear shoes… which would you choose?

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    43 - Black Friday Shopocalypse or Elderly Tech Support

    It's finally here! The holiday season. With it comes delicious turkey dinner, time with friends and loved ones, the sound of sleigh bells... And shopping. Lots and lots of shopping. And while some people love the crazy deals to be had on Black Friday, imagine a 10 hour shopping spree, driving from place to place, with a cranky four year old. The other option is to be held hostage for hours by an elderly relative, teaching then how to use a computer. They have a list of things they needed to get done, and you need to help them do it! Black Friday mayhem or Elderly Tech Support, which would you choose?

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    42 - Reply All or Pick Five

    Technology. The same thing that makes you easy to reach at all times also leads to a massive inflow of contact from people you don’t necessarily want to hear from. But what if you had to choose between all or nothing? This week the Crew has a decision to make that affects both their personal and work lives. Which would you choose: have to respond to every email you receive or only be able to respond to 5 emails a day? Hear Joshua’s phone getting a virus in real time! Amazing emails from lonely ladies from overseas! Chris’s moral bankruptcy to try to get more cloud storage! Get all of this and more on this week’s episode of This or That.

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    41 - Stub Your Toe Daily or Daily Paper Cuts

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    40 - Trump's VP or BBQ for Deplorables

    Happy Halloween! It's the final week of our October Spooktacular, and this week we have our scariest episode yet! Being apolitical has never been our strongest suit here at the This Or That podcast, so why not talk about a few hypothetical situations in a way that only we can?

    Imagine a world where Trump is Commander in Chief. That would be nightmarish enough, but in these scenarios... It's even worse. Choice 1: You're his VP. Eight years with the Donald. Dealing with his insanity. Cleaning up his messes. Trying to keep him from blowing up the world.

    Choice 2: For as long as he's in office, you need to throw a cookout for the Westboro Baptist Church every Sunday. Passing your time with a group of people with deplorable views and even worse actions. Literally feeding the hate.

    It's a tough one this week on This Or That! Trump's VP or host of the Deplorables' BBQ... Which would you choose?

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    39 - Torture porn or Lycanthropy

    Halloweenabration continues with this week's episode! "Torture porn". A sub-genre of splatter film defined by its extreme violence, gore, sadism, nudity, torture, mutilation, and et cetera. Werewolves. Humans that shape shift into a wolf of varying reason and violence.

    This week we discuss the pluses and minuses of watching extreme violence via torture porn films or being a werewolf. Do violent movies really bother Danielle that much? Is Joshua looking for an excuse to watch all of the Saw films back to back? How will these things affect Chris's travel schedule? And how much of a difference would it make if the films you were viewing were real? All of these questions and more will be answered during this week's episode! Which would you choose during the full moon: an all night torture-porn binge or turning into a werewolf? Let's find out!

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    38 - Telekinetic Teen or Carnivorous Clown

    Our October Scare-o-Rama continues with this week’s episode, inspired by epic horror author Stephen King. Picture this: there’s this weird girl named Carrie at your school. Her mom is a religious zealot, and Carrie has some emotional problems after years of abuse. On top of that… she has telekinesis and could lose control of her powers at any time. And you’re her boyfriend. Maybe instead, you can be a kid in Derry, Maine. It’s a perfectly fine small town, until a wave of child murders happen. You know who’s to blame, and he’s a sewer-dwelling supernatural clown named Pennywise. Worst part, he knows you’re onto him. As always this week, we answer your most important questions. What are Joshua’s and Chris’s greatest fears? What is a Telekinetic Prison Wife? Date Carrie White, or live in the same neighborhood as Pennywise the clown… which would you choose?

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    37 - Elm Street or Camp Crystal Lake

    Who doesn't look back fondly on memories of summer camp? Spending weeks in the woods with new friends, swimming in the lake, s'mores by the camp fire, maybe a little romance. And of course, the psychopathic zombie killer looking to take you out when you least expect it. If that doesn't seem like a good option, why not stay home, hang out with your pals, sleep in your own bed, and have terrible nightmares of a burnt to a crisp child murderer who's also trying to kill you? To top it all off, if he kills you in your dream, you die in real life!

    It's week two of our Halloween Spooktacular, and this week's episode is listener submitted! This week the Crew talk about Freddy Kruger and Jason Vorhees, two of the cinematic universe's scariest slashers. Hear Joshua's unique method when dealing with Jason. Danielle's lack of confidence in her cardio. And once again, how often Chris just isn't getting laid. Summers at Camp Crystal Lake or living on Elm Street: which would you choose?

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    36 - Eight Legged Infestation or Creepy Clowndemic

    Welcome to the First Annual This or That Halloween Would You Rather Spooktacular! This month, look forward to creepy, crawly, scary and spooky episodes from the deepest depths of your darkest nightmares. Boo! 🎃

    Everybody knows that clowns can't be trusted. They're pure evil under those oversized shoes and that smile is merely painted on. But what about spiders? If given the chance, they'll crawl right up the back of your shirt, into your hair, AND RIGHT INTO YOUR MOUTH. This week, the Crew works their way through a worst case scenario when forced to confront a room full of spiders or creepy clowns. Which would you choose?

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    35 - Get Spit or Give Spit

    We've all been there before. You're talking to your girlfriend, or your parents, or your boss, and it happens: a spray of spittle flies from your mouth, destination unknown, until you see it land on their hand... or their face... or their lunch. You know it's too late, and you couldn't have stopped it, but that doesn't make it any less gross or embarrassing. But would you rather be on the receiving end? Such is the conundrum this week for the This or Thatters. Always spit on others when you talk, or always get spit on by everyone else... which would you choose?

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    34 - Always Eat In or Always Eat Out

    Another listener submitted episode, from Carmen in Seattle!

    Sometimes a home cooked meal really hits the spot. Other times, you just want to hit your favorite restaurant and have someone else do the work for you. But what if you had to choose one or the other, for the rest of your life? This week the This or That Crew explores having to prepare all of your food at home, or having to eat at a restaurant for every meal. Is Joshua really barely an adult? What is with Chris and gummy bears? What is the best spicy chicken sandwich available without a prescription? And finally, which would you choose? These answers and more on this week's This or That!

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    33 - Worst Winners or Best Losers

    Who doesn't fantasize about being a professional athlete? Playing a sport you love, traveling the world, endorsement deals, hot spouses, and of course, all that money. You can almost taste the glory of winning and being crowned MVP.

    This week, you get that chance! But as always in the land of This or That, things don't go exactly as planned. Which would you choose: being the worst player on a winning team, or the best player on a losing team? Let's find out!

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    32 - Sweet Ride or No Traffic

    This week's topic is our first ever user submitted topic. This one comes to us via Twitter from user Jen Classic (@jenifurby)

    No one enjoys their daily commute, whether it be by car, bus, or train. But what if you could have clear roads to and from wherever you're headed? The only hitch is that your car is an old, smelly POS. Or you could drive a sweet luxury sedan... But always have congested traffic. In our first listener-submitted episode, learn about the excitement of driving through the Pacific Northwest, Chris's complete lack of knowledge of US Geography, and debate the pros and cons of having either of these scenarios occur on this week's This or That!

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    31 - Poop Flavored Ice Cream or Ice Cream Flavored Poop

    Keeping it simple with a classic! Are you more grossed out by having to eat poop, even if it tastes like delicious ice cream, or eating ice cream that tastes like not so delicious poop? Let’s find out!

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    30 - See the Porn or Hear the Porn

    The This or That crew understands that there's a time and place for sexy time via pornography. Who hasn't watched a naughty video before? But what if you were bombarded with pornography all the time via the other media you consume? This week we explore having all the screens you look at being watermarked with porn, or all audio time being overlaid with the sounds of porn... Which would you choose?

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    29 - Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire

    Imagine a world where you could only hear one song for the rest of your life. You’ll still be able to listen to any band you like, but they can only perform that ONE SONG. This week the Crew discusses the merits of Queen classic Bohemian Rhapsody and Ring of Fire ala Johnny Cash as the options available. Find out if Chris really knows the words to Bohemian Rhapsody as well as he thinks he does (and hear him sing!) Find out which band Danielle listens to that Joshua describes as “guitar wankery”. And find out what we choose! Which would you?

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    28 - Yahoo Answers or WebMD

    Life is full of questions. What should I have for lunch? Should I go on a third date with that girl in Accounting? Why do I have this itchy rash? Instead of working things out yourself or asking a friend or professional for help, this week we offer two options to answer those questions at the click of a mouse. Answer all of your questions via Yahoo Answers or get all of your medical advice from Web MD… which would you choose?

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    27 - Fake Boyfriend or Imaginary Boat

    Everyone remembers that one guy from high school. The one with the girlfriend that you’d never meet because she lives in Canada? Or that other guy, the one that was restoring a classic car that was never quite ready to take to school? Now’s your chance to BE THAT GUY! Listen to the Crew discuss the pros and cons of talking about their fictional significant others or their fictional boats. Which member of the Crew has the most experience with a fictional significant other? Who is Fredo Spaghetti? Can Joshua date a piece of fruit if he really wants to? All these questions and more will be answered.

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    26 - Unsuitably Happy or Improperly Sad

    It's happened to all of us: something terrible happens but for some reason we can't stop laughing. Or something that makes other people happy makes us feel eerily sad. Can you guess which member of the crew had to be hushed for laughing too loudly at a wake? :O Now let's make it that way all the time! If you had to switch your polarity, which would you choose: cry when you're happy, or laugh when you're sad?

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    25 - Never Eat or Never Sleep

    Life is filled with inconveniences. Going grocery shopping, using the bathroom, getting your car fixed… things that take up time and money. But what if you could give up one of life’s inconveniences, along with the time and cost involved? Here’s your chance! What if you could give up eating, or give up sleeping? What would you do to take its place? Let’s find out!

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    24 - Walk a Mile or Climb 15 Flights

    Who doesn’t like a little exercise first thing in the morning? But what if you were forced to do some serious cardio every time you got out of bed? Let’s find out how fit we can get with this week’s episode! Would you rather have to walk a mile or climb 15 flights of stairs when you get in and out of bed? Let’s discuss!

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    23 - Hot Eats or Cool Treats

    The cool sensation of delicious ice cream. The crispy texture of hot French fries. No, this isn’t an ad for that burger joint around the corner. More importantly, this week the Crew discusses their love of food and drinks! But which would you choose for the rest of your life: hot food and drinks, or cold food and drinks?

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    22 - Control the Weather or Talk to Animals

    How cool would it be to have magic powers?!? This week we discuss the advantages and disadvantages of controlling the weather or talking to animals. Would it be better to have perfect weather every day, or communicate with critters? Would the Crew use their powers for good… or for evil? Let’s find out! Find us on Facebook, Twitter @tortpodcast, Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #uddercover and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    21 - Definitely $20 or Maybe $100

    Who doesn’t like free money? But would you take a risk for a bigger payout? Join the Crew this week as we discuss whether we’d rather have $20 appear in our pockets once a day, or $100 appear somewhere undetermined within our home. Is an extra $80 worth a scavenger hunt? Let’s find out! Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast, Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #harrypotter and shoot us an email to tortpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Facebook with your comments and episode ideas. Thanks for listening!

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    20 - Fake Accent or Yoda You Talk Like

    Listen to the This or That Crew do their most skilled impersonations of a variety of regional and international accents! No country is safe from the trainwreck that is: Minnesota; Scotland; Hogwart’s; somewhere in the American south; Rocky Balboa; and other locations that the Crew has clearly not practiced nearly enough. Can they be blamed when the alternative is to talk like Yoda? Talking only in impersonated accents or Yoda verb inversion; which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast, Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #harrypotter and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    19 - No Power or No Water

    Summer is finally here, which means it’s time to get out into nature and leave the cities and towns behind, along with all of the creature comforts that come with living in your home. But what if you were forced to rough it all the time? Living forever without electricity or without plumbing, which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast, Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #thinlayer and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com You can also find us Facebook by searching This or That. Thanks for listening!

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    18 - Cast On or Wax Off

    Personal grooming. It’s a necessary evil for many of us, and the advent of Brazilian waxes and manscaping has only made expectations higher. But to what lengths would the This or That Crew go in order to avoid ripping all their body hair out by the root? Have to wax off all your body hair for a full year or have both arms in a full cast for 3 months… which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast, Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #smoothcriminal and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    17 - Give The Talk or Get The Talk

    It’s happened to all of us… as we get older, our bodies start to change… and when we start getting strange feelings about that cute soccer player in math class… it’s time for The Talk. Some of us have gotten it, some have managed to dodge it, some have given it to their own kids, but this week the This or That Crew have a choice: give or receive The Talk. Be compelled to give The Talk to a stranger every day, or have an elderly person give you the talk… which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast and use #fantasysuite and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    16 - True Love or One Million Dollars

    Everyone knows that love is a battlefield… but could you fight 29 other eligible hotties for a chance with one special person? Or would you rather hunt, fish, swim and scheme your way to a million dollars? This week, the Crew discusses which they’d rather be a contestant on, The Bachelor or Survivor. Which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast and use #fantasysuite and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    15 - More Than Meets the Eye or Heroes in a Half Shell

    Do you ever imagine spending your days with your friends, fighting enemies hell-bent on world domination? That dream can become a reality in this week’s episode. This Week the This or That Crew discusses the pros and cons of being a Transformer or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle… Which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast and use #heroturtles and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    14 - Captain America or Iron Man

    Who wouldn’t want to spend the evening with a super hero? Here’s your chance to hear the This or That Crew talk about what they’d expect from their dream dates with Captain America and Iron Man. Which would pull out all the stops to make sure you had a memorable night filled with romance? Which would want to skip right to bedroom shenanigans? Which would be more likely to cut out early to fight crime? Let’s find out! Which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast and use #robotwhale and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    13 - Say Happy Birthday or Eat Birthday Cake

    Who doesn’t love a birthday party? The singing, the cheers of Happy Birthday, the delicious cake. Wouldn’t it be great to celebrate every day? Not in this scenario. Today the This or That crew decides which they’d rather do: say happy birthday at the end of every sentence, or have everything they eat and drink taste like birthday cake. Which would you choose?

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    12 - Sleep in Sand or Walk in Jelly

    In the ultimate non-sequitur, the This or That crew discusses two entirely unrelated and improbable daily discomforts. A bed filled with renewing sand, or shoes that constantly produce jelly. Which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast and use # squishsquish and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    11 - Lick Cats or Braid Pubic Hair

    In which the This or That crew debates the advantages and disadvantages of two highly specialized and challenging modes of employment. It’s hair hair everywhere… but is it more palatable to groom cats or humans? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast and use #frontbum and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast)

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    or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

    Thanks for listening!

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    10 - Poop in Public or Indecent Exposure

    In which the This or That crew have to discuss two very embarrassing and only slightly plausible occurrences. Is it better to be surrounded by friends, family or strangers when you… spontaneously poop yourself or spontaneously lose all your clothes? Let’s find out in this would you rather! Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #pooplife and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

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    Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast)

    Instagram: @officialthisorthat

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    or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

    Thanks for listening!

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    9 - Brain Eater or Blood Sucker

    In which the This or That crew has to choose an apocalypse. We visit the age old, would you rather classic zombies versus vampires debate. Are there really sexy vampire parties? Are zombies really scarier than humans? What are the socioeconomic constructs of the post-apocalyptic world? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #bloodorbrains and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

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    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA

    Find us on online at:

    Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast)

    Instagram: @officialthisorthat

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    or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

    Thanks for listening!

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    8 - Dark Knight or Man of Steel

    In which the This or That crew discusses two (sometimes) great cinematic universes. Which movies are so bad they’re good? Which ones are just plain bad? How does Chris really feel about Ben Affleck? Batman or Superman… which would you choose in this would you rather classic? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast or Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #deadparents and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

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    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA

    Find us on online at:

    Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast)

    Instagram: @officialthisorthat

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    or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

    Thanks for listening!

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    7 - Old Body or Young Brain

    A would you rather in which the This or That crew faces a life-changing proposition in the classic argument of looks versus intelligence. Is life as a 12 year old really as good as you remember? Is being old and wrinkly all that bad? The body of an 80 year old or the mind of a 12 year old... which would you choose? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast or Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #zoltar and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

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    or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

    Thanks for listening!

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    6 - Let Others Watch You or Watch Your Parents

    In which the This or That crew discusses just how disturbing it would be having to watch their own parents copulate versus having to have their own sexual hijinks broadcast. This would you rather is the one time you may want to toss your hi-def for an old school B&W with bunny ears. Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast and use #cantunsee and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas totortpodcast@gmail.com

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    or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

    Thanks for listening!

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    5 - Three Showers Daily or Once a Month

    We all get a little dirty sometimes. But is there such a thing as too clean? Is Danielle's skin delicate enough to make her choose to shower only once a month? Is Chris so sweaty that he welcomes 3 showers a day? Does Joshua like to sit in his own filth? Let's find out in this week's would you rather! Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #showerdays and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    4 - Human Lie Detector or Master of Deception

    In which the This or That crew learns where their own moral compasses point! Would you rather know whenever someone tells a lie or to always be able to get away with lying? Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #lying and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast)

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    or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

    Thanks for listening!

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    3 - Perpetual Pink Eye or Incurable Head Lice

    In which the This or That crew discusses the overwhelming advantages of different incurable and highly contagious afflictions. Would you rather endure the gooey stickiness of pinkeye or the creepy crawliness of head lice...? Tell us which would you choose? It’s probably not as gross as you think... Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #eyesnot and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA

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    Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast)

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    or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

    Thanks for listening!

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    2 - Poop in a Group or Bathroom Blindness

    In which the This or That crew discusses how far they would go to be able to have a bowel movement. Is privacy more important than seeing what the hell you're doing? We'll find out in this week's would you rather! Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast, Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #pooptroop and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

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    1 - One Hundred Angry House Cats or One Lion

    The inaugural episode! Listen as the This or That crew debates the timeless question: would you rather be trapped in a cage with one lioness or 100 angry house cats? Learn about science in the form of Chris’s theories on toxoplasmosis and Joshua’s “reliable” strategies on how to escape an animal attack. Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast and use #toxo and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com

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